cried fhicken

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

northmiamigoon:

ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

thedevonendeavor:

thatdudeemu:

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

none is needed

Next level

drdrevevo:

what the fuck

drdrevevo:

what the fuck

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

kldzbop:

uh 6 fav selfies from 2014 i got tagged by arborea1 and im not tagging anybody because im not a lame like arborea1